1 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:08,567 HELLO? 2 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:10,767 HELLO? 3 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,533 OH! AH! 4 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,900 UNCLE CURTIS, WHAT'S WRONG? 5 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,067 BABY? 6 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,000 THEY'RE TURNING MY HOUSE 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,033 INTO A HOMELESS DAY CARE 8 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,533 CENTER, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG. 9 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:31,433 CURTIS, BABY, WHY ARE YOU 10 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:32,500 DRESSED LIKE THIS? 11 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,733 YOU KNOW LIZ AND LARRY ARE ON 12 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,900 THEIR WAY. 13 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,067 WAIT. 14 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:38,633 HA HA! 15 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:41,067 YOU ARE SNEAKING OUT OF THIS 16 00:00:41,067 --> 00:00:41,867 HOUSE. 17 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,400 YEAH, I'M SNEAKING OUT. 18 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,300 SO WHAT, ELLA? 19 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,367 I'M SNEAKING OUT. 20 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:46,700 WHY I GOT TO BE HERE ANYWAY? 21 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:47,800 THEY'RE NOT MY PARENTS. 22 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,400 THEY'RE JANINE'S PARENTS. 23 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,300 [ WHIMPERING ] 24 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,433 I THINK I SPRAINED MY ANKLE, 25 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,067 BABY. 26 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:53,367 YOU'RE FAKING. 27 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:54,267 NO, I'M NOT FAKING. 28 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:57,067 SHUT UP! 29 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:59,033 CURTIS, HELP ME WITH THE 30 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:00,967 CLEANING. 31 00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:02,067 WHERE'S MALIK? 32 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,167 I'VE GOT COMPANY. 33 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:06,533 [ LAUGHING DEVILISHLY ] 34 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,667 OH, OH, RONDO PASSES TO K.G. 35 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:10,733 FOR THE DUNK! 36 00:01:10,733 --> 00:01:12,100 AH! SCORE! 37 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,067 HA HA! 38 00:01:13,067 --> 00:01:13,733 SEE THAT? 39 00:01:13,733 --> 00:01:15,267 THAT'S TEAMWORK. 40 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:17,600 SPEAKING OF TEAMWORK, WE NEVER 41 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,733 GOT TO FINISH OUR DATE. 42 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:20,233 NO, WE DIDN'T. 43 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,067 SO YOU WANT TO FINISH IT 44 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:23,267 TONIGHT AT MY HOUSE? 45 00:01:23,267 --> 00:01:26,267 UH... 46 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:29,633 YOUR DAD'S A COP. 47 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:31,967 HE'S WORKING LATE. 48 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,400 OKAY. 49 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,600 SO, UH, WHAT TIME? 50 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,233 6:00 SHARP. 51 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:39,633 OKAY. 52 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,367 * DON'T BE LATE 53 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,800 I WON'T BE. 54 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:50,400 [ IMITATING MALIK'S LAUGH ] 55 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,567 SEE, BUT -- BUT SHE WAS -- 56 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:53,833 STOP STUTTERING. 57 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:54,733 BUT -- 58 00:01:54,733 --> 00:01:56,500 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME 59 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:57,433 CLEAN THE GARAGE BEFORE YOUR 60 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,233 GRANDPARENTS GET HERE, ALL 61 00:01:58,233 --> 00:01:58,633 RIGHT? 62 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,467 SO MEET ME OVER THERE. 63 00:02:00,467 --> 00:02:02,533 * AND DON'T BE LATE 64 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,167 [ SMOOCHES ] 65 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:13,567 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 66 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,833 CURTIS, YOU KNOW YOU HEARD 67 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:16,967 THAT BELL. 68 00:02:16,967 --> 00:02:18,767 AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 69 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:22,467 HELPING ME CLEAN UP. 70 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:25,100 COMING! 71 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,933 HI, LIZ! 72 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:30,500 COME ON IN! 73 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,500 COME ON IN. 74 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,900 WE'RE SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 75 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,300 NOT WE, SHE. 76 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,900 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE TO 77 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,067 COME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 78 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:39,833 WHY YOU ALL COULDN'T CHECK IN 79 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:40,933 A HOTEL THIS TIME? 80 00:02:40,933 --> 00:02:43,867 * CURTIS, DON'T BE RUDE 81 00:02:43,867 --> 00:02:45,367 WE WANTED TO SAVE SOME 82 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:46,067 MONEY. 83 00:02:46,067 --> 00:02:47,767 THE AIRLINE CHARGED $25 FOR 84 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,400 EXTRA BAGS, AND LIZ HAD 3 85 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,167 OF THEM JUST FOR MAKEUP. 86 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:53,267 AH! WELL, THOSE ARE SOME 87 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:55,600 IMPORTANT BAGS. 88 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,067 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LEFT THEM AT 89 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:58,933 THE AIRPORT. 90 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,633 ANYWAY, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT 91 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:02,200 THE MONEY. 92 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,200 WE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS ONE 93 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,633 MINUTE WITH OUR BEAUTIFUL 94 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,567 GRANDCHILDREN. 95 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:07,067 JANINE! 96 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,300 MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HERE! 97 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,667 BRING OUT THE GRANDBABIES. 98 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,500 [ GIGGLING ] 99 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,667 HI! 100 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:16,167 OH, BRING HIM HERE. 101 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:17,533 HI. 102 00:03:17,533 --> 00:03:19,667 THIS IS JAYDEN. 103 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,633 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 104 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:25,367 LARRY, LOOK. 105 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:28,300 JAYDEN HAS YOUR HAIRLINE. 106 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,267 OH, AND LOOK. 107 00:03:29,267 --> 00:03:30,200 [ BABY CRYING ] 108 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,600 HAYDEN'S CRYING. 109 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,900 SHE HAS YOUR PERSONALITY. 110 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,533 OH, OH. 111 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:39,167 JANINE? 112 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,067 YES? 113 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:40,967 I THINK THE BABIES ARE 114 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:41,667 HUNGRY. 115 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:42,500 NO, THEY JUST NEED TO BE PUT 116 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,267 DOWN FOR A NAP. 117 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:44,133 ARE YOU SURE? 118 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:45,433 THEY SEEM HUNGRY TO ME. 119 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,667 NO, WE JUST FED THEM. 120 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:47,700 LIZ, I'M SURE THEY KNOW WHAT 121 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:48,633 THE KIDS NEED. 122 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,267 WELL, ARE YOU BREAST-FEEDING? 123 00:03:50,267 --> 00:03:52,700 [ RETCHING ] 124 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,800 [ CHUCKLES ] 125 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,467 YES. 126 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,233 WELL, MOSTLY. 127 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:57,900 WE USE FORMULA SOMETIMES. 128 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:58,567 [ GASPS ] 129 00:03:58,567 --> 00:03:59,133 WHAT? 130 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:00,600 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FEED 131 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,933 THEM ARSENIC? 132 00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:03,867 FORMULA IS FATTENING. 133 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,267 OH, THESE BABIES WEIGH ABOUT AS 134 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:07,300 MUCH AS I DO! 135 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:09,267 THAT'S NOT HARD. 136 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:11,233 YOU'RE A STICK, LIZ. 137 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:13,200 IF A WIND COME RIGHT NOW, IT'LL 138 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,767 BLOW YOU RIGHT OVER. 139 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:16,533 NOW, HOLD UP, CURTIS. 140 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:18,800 NO, IT'S OKAY. 141 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,733 JANINE? 142 00:04:19,733 --> 00:04:21,100 THANK YOU. 143 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:21,967 I GOT HIM. 144 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:22,800 I'VE GOT THIS. 145 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:23,600 YOU GOT THAT? 146 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,333 MM-HMM. 147 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,133 OKAY. 148 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:25,667 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 149 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:29,333 YOU'RE SO FAT THAT YOUR DRIVER'S 150 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,733 LICENSE SAYS, "PICTURE CONTINUED 151 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:35,400 ON THE OTHER SIDE." 152 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,500 YOU'RE SO SKINNY, 153 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:40,167 YOUR TWIN IS A CHOPSTICK. 154 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,567 OH, PLEASE. 155 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:44,067 YOU'RE SO FAT THAT PEOPLE JOG 156 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:48,333 AROUND YOU FOR EXERCISE. 157 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:49,933 YOU'RE SO SKINNY, 158 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,833 YOUR LEGS LOOK LIKE CRUTCHES. 159 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,733 YOU'RE SO FAT, YOU KNOW, 160 00:04:55,733 --> 00:04:59,100 YOU COULD SELL SHADE. 161 00:05:05,433 --> 00:05:06,167 NEXT TOPIC. 162 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,867 BEST SINGER EVER. 163 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:08,900 OH, THAT'S EASY. 164 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,700 QUEEN OF SOUL, ARETHA FRANKLIN. 165 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,067 NO, QUEEN OF HIP-HOP, 166 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:12,700 MARY J. 167 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,067 OH, NO, NO, MY GIRL, 168 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:14,633 TONI BRAXTON. 169 00:05:14,633 --> 00:05:15,367 NUH-UNH. 170 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:18,767 JOHNNY MATHIS. 171 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:20,667 WHAT? 172 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,100 HEY, YOU ALL CAN SLEEP ON JOHNNY 173 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,800 ALL YOU WANT, BUT "CHANCES ARE" 174 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,633 GOT ME MANY A LADY BACK IN THE 175 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:27,400 DAY. 176 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,433 [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,433 PAYNE! 178 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:32,467 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 179 00:05:32,467 --> 00:05:33,067 WAIT. 180 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,700 HERNANDEZ, I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU 181 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,533 RIGHT NOW. 182 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:36,067 NO, NO, NO. 183 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:36,400 NOT YOU. 184 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:36,967 THE LITTLE PAYNE. 185 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,300 THE PAIN IN MY [SPEAKS SPANISH] 186 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,200 MALIK! 187 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,567 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 188 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:43,933 WHY YOU WANT TO TALK TO MALIK? 189 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,167 HI, ALEX. 190 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:46,733 OOH. 191 00:05:46,733 --> 00:05:48,067 BYE, ALEX. 192 00:05:48,067 --> 00:05:50,800 AH, NOT SO FAST, ROMEO, OKAY? 193 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,400 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 194 00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:03,833 PRESSING "1" FOR ENGLISH. 196 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,067 OKAY. 197 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,533 AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE 198 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,200 GOING TO COME INTO MY HOUSE 199 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,900 ALONE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHILE 200 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,967 I'M AT WORK, YOU GOT ANOTHER 201 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:13,967 THINK COMING. 202 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:14,700 [ MIMICKING ACCENT ] 203 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,467 AND YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, 204 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:16,967 MAN, OKAY? 205 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,900 PAPA, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE 206 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,433 ALONE. 207 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:20,800 ABUELA WILL BE THERE. 208 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,567 OH, COME ON. 209 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:22,700 YOU KNOW HOW ABUELA GETS AFTER 210 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,733 6:00. 211 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:25,467 BEERS. 212 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:26,867 WE JUST WANT TO EAT SOME 213 00:06:26,867 --> 00:06:28,467 PIZZA AND WATCH A MOVIE. 214 00:06:28,467 --> 00:06:29,400 LISTEN, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST 215 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,733 GET THEM A CHAPERONE? 216 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:31,767 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 217 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,967 CALVIN ISN'T DOING ANYTHING. 218 00:06:32,967 --> 00:06:34,433 NO, NO, I GOT TO... 219 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:35,367 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 220 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:36,400 MIRANDA IS OUT OF TOWN 221 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,267 WITH HER MOM. 222 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:38,833 I GUESS I CAN DO IT. 223 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:39,900 NO, WAIT A SECOND. 224 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,167 I DON'T WANT ONE PAYNE IN MY 225 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:41,667 HOUSE. 226 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,067 WHY WOULD I WANT TWO? 227 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,800 WHAT IF MERCEDES CHAPERONES, 228 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,633 TOO? 229 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,100 UNH-UNH. 230 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:47,533 NO, NO, NO. 231 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:48,133 I HAVE PLANS TONIGHT. 232 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,067 I'M GOING OUT -- 233 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,133 OH, NOT ANYMORE. 234 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:51,167 NEW PLAN, NEW PLAN. 235 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,300 I WANT YOU... 236 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,367 TO WATCH HIM. 237 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,933 WATCH HIM. 238 00:06:57,933 --> 00:06:59,067 [ MIMICKING ACCENT ] 239 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,467 AND I WANT YOU...TO WATCH HER 240 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,167 WATCH HER. 241 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,333 [ MIMICKING ACCENT ] 242 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,200 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 243 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,300 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 244 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,667 YOU WANT ME TO WATCH HER WATCH 245 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:11,067 HER BECAUSE SHE'S WITH HIM? 246 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:11,767 [ MIMICKING ACCENT ] 247 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:12,333 NO. 248 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,400 I'M GONNA WATCH YOU 249 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,967 WATCH HIM WATCH HER. 250 00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:18,767 [ MIMICKING ACCENT ] 251 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:20,100 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 252 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:23,700 WHY DON'T YOU WATCH YOU 253 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:27,133 WATCH HIM WATCH YOU GET 254 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:30,600 THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE?! 255 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,867 OKAY, BUT WHY IS EVERYBODY 256 00:07:32,867 --> 00:07:34,800 TALKING LIKE ME? 257 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:45,633 ELLA! 258 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,100 ELLA, BABY! 259 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,533 BABY, COME HERE! 260 00:07:48,533 --> 00:07:49,433 BABY, WHAT IS IT? 261 00:07:49,433 --> 00:07:50,600 I WAS HELPING LIZ CHANGE THE 262 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:50,967 BABIES. 263 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:51,300 WHAT? 264 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:55,267 BABY, WHERE'S THE REMOTE? 265 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,433 CURTIS, I KNOW YOU DID NOT -- 266 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,533 I DON'T KNOW. 267 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:01,367 WELL, BABY...WELL, GO AND 268 00:08:01,367 --> 00:08:04,067 CHANGE THE CHANNEL FOR ME, THEN. 269 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,067 I KNOW YOU DID NOT CALL ME 270 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,167 ALL THE WAY OUT HERE TO CHANGE 271 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,633 A CHANNEL! 272 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:09,200 NO, BABY, I DIDN'T CALL YOU 273 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,067 TO CHANGE IT, BUT SINCE YOU'RE 274 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,067 OUT HERE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST 275 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,533 CHANGE IT FOR ME. 276 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,467 YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. 277 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:16,067 THIS REMOTE IS GOING TO SEE 278 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,733 THE BABIES. 279 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,167 WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. 280 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,867 LIZ, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS 281 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,267 BEFORE THE TRIP. 282 00:08:22,267 --> 00:08:23,433 YOU AGREED NOT TO INTERFERE. 283 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,467 LARRY, PLEASE. 284 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:25,933 BUT WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 285 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:27,167 MOM, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU. 286 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:28,300 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE TWINS 287 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,500 TO GET SOME FRESH AIR. 288 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,467 NO, NO, NO. 289 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,300 NO, NO, NO. 290 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,100 IT IS JUST WAY TOO COLD TO TAKE 291 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:33,967 THOSE SWEET YOUNG BABIES 292 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:34,867 OUTSIDE. 293 00:08:34,867 --> 00:08:35,900 LIZ, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE 294 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,400 DOING. 295 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,933 WE RAISED TWO CHILDREN ALREADY. 296 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,133 UH, YEAH, WELL, NOW THAT I'M 297 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,367 HERE, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT THESE 298 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:45,333 TWO TURN OUT BETTER. 299 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,967 LIZ, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG 300 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,167 WITH OUR CHILDREN. 301 00:08:48,167 --> 00:08:49,067 WILL YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE, 302 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:49,967 PLEASE? 303 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,933 LARRY, I'M NOT BOTHERING 304 00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:52,633 THEM. 305 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,700 I'M ADVISING THEM. 306 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,233 PLEASE MOVE. 307 00:08:57,233 --> 00:09:00,067 WE'RE LEAVING. 308 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,767 OVER MY DEAD BODY! 309 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:03,667 CAN I KILL HER? 310 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,767 CAN I KILL HER? 311 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:07,400 CURTIS, PLEASE. 312 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,333 [ GIGGLING ] 313 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,067 COME ON. 314 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:10,600 HA HA HA! MMM! 315 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,633 WORKS EVERY TIME. 316 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:14,900 OH! 317 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:18,333 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 318 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,600 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 319 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,233 WHY DID YOU QUIT? 320 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,433 ABUELA, WE PLAYED 5 GAMES. 321 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,500 AND IT'S DARK. 322 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,633 BACK IN MY COUNTRY -- 323 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:34,533 OH, NOT AGAIN. 324 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,300 WELL, EXCUSE ME. 325 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,167 YOU SHUT UP. 326 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:37,967 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 327 00:09:37,967 --> 00:09:41,167 I AM TELLING A STORY. 328 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:44,100 WE USED TO PLAY IN THE DARK, IN 329 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,133 THE MUD, IN THE RAIN, IN THE 330 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:46,767 SNOW. 331 00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,200 WE USED TO PLAY ON BROKEN GLASS 332 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,233 WITH NO SHOES. 333 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,400 YOU WANT TO SEE? 334 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,433 NO, NO, NO! 335 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,367 OKAY. 336 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:54,967 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 337 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:55,900 DID WE COMPLAIN? 338 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:59,067 OF COURSE WE DID. 339 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,467 BUT NOBODY CARED. 340 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,233 NOBODY. 341 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,933 ABUELA, IT'S HAPPY HOUR. 342 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:06,067 WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE. 343 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:11,167 I GOT HAPPY TWO HOURS AGO. 344 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,800 SO, ALEX, YOU WANT TO GO 345 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,167 FINISH SHOOTING SOME HOOPS? 346 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:17,400 YEAH. 347 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,633 HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 348 00:10:19,633 --> 00:10:21,300 YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THE BALL? 349 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,700 OH, WELL, WE JUST WANT TO GO 350 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:25,167 LOOK AT THE STARS. 351 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,267 WAIT A MINUTE. 352 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,100 BUT IT'S CLOUDY OUT. 353 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,067 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 354 00:10:30,067 --> 00:10:33,067 WE WANT TO BE ALONE AND AWAY 355 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,067 FROM YOU. 356 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,767 YOU UNDERSTAND? 357 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,767 WELL, HAVE FUN, GUYS. 358 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:41,600 AND STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. 359 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,300 HERE, HAVE A SEAT, CALVIN. 360 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,367 WANT SOME WATER? 361 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:56,733 YEAH, I'LL TAKE SOME. 362 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,100 MAN, ALEX AND I BEAT YOU GUYS 363 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,633 3 OUT OF 5. 364 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,067 WE WERE GENTLEMEN. 365 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,100 WE LET YOU WIN. 366 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,100 YEAH, RIGHT. 367 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,800 AND, HECK, I DIDN'T KNOW I 368 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,733 WAS GOING UP AGAINST 369 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,533 CANDACE PARKER. 370 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,867 YOU DON'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE A 371 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:09,533 BALLER. 372 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:10,200 OH? 373 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,367 AND WHAT EXACTLY DOES A BALLER 374 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:12,967 LOOK LIKE? 375 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,667 WELL, USUALLY THEY'RE NOT 376 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,200 AS PRETTY AS YOU. 377 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,367 OH, SO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY. 378 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,633 YOU A'IGHT. 379 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,533 STOP IT. 380 00:11:22,533 --> 00:11:24,967 SO YOU HAVE JOKES, TOO, HUH? 381 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,067 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE 382 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,633 BEEN KNOWN TO TICKLE A FEW 383 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,067 FUNNY BONES. 384 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:29,667 HMM. 385 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,133 IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE 386 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,433 FUNNY-LOOKING? 387 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,967 [ LAUGHS ] 388 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,967 OH, I SEE YOU GOT JOKES, TOO. 389 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,867 SO YOU -- YOU DON'T THINK I'M 390 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:40,400 GOOD-LOOKING? 391 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,367 YOU A'IGHT. 392 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,667 YEAH. 393 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,767 UM, SO, CHAPERONE, THIS WAS 394 00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:55,333 ALL RIGHT. 395 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,633 DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M 396 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,833 STUCK WITH YOU ALL NIGHT. 397 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,433 YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME. 398 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:10,867 WHOA! WHOA! 399 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:11,200 OH! 400 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:11,767 I AM SO SORRY! 401 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:12,633 I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED. 402 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:13,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 403 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:14,133 I JUST -- 404 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,100 OH, MY GOD. 405 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,100 NO, NO, IT -- IT'S COOL. 406 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,600 NO, I MEAN, IT'S NOT COOL. 407 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,267 I AM MARRIED TO, UH, UH -- 408 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:22,067 MIRANDA. 409 00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:24,100 HER, YEAH. 410 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,167 OH, GOD. 411 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:26,867 OH, GOD. 412 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:27,900 MALIK! 413 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:28,767 HI, GUYS! 414 00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:29,700 MALIK, MALIK. 415 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:31,067 HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 416 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,133 MAN, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 417 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,867 DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN? 418 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:37,267 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 419 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,833 SO, UH, CAN WE CAN WE ORDER 420 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:39,900 PIZZA NOW? 421 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,067 YEAH. 422 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,267 I'M STARVING. 423 00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,433 SURE, YEAH, YEAH. 424 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,567 YOU GRAB THE PHONE. 425 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,267 YOU GUYS CAN ORDER WHATEVER YOU 426 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:47,867 WANT. 427 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,867 SO, UH, YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 428 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:50,633 NO! 429 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:51,500 NO, NO. 430 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,533 NO. 431 00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,433 YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST DOING 432 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:59,500 THE CHAPERONE THING. 433 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,233 HEY, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T I JUST 434 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,533 GO GET THE PIZZA? 435 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,500 THEY DELIVER. 436 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,833 YEAH, BUT WHO'S WITH THAT 437 00:13:05,833 --> 00:13:07,067 30-MINUTE THING? 438 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,100 I NEED SOME AIR. 439 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,700 HERE, YOU CAN TAKE MY CAR. 440 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,667 NO, I'M GONNA RIDE IN 441 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:11,600 MERCEDES. 442 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,300 I MEAN, I'M GONNA TAKE -- 443 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,833 I'M GONNA TAKE MY CAR. 444 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,700 BE BREEZY. 445 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,433 DID WE MISS SOMETHING? 446 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:26,633 O, THEE, THOU, MY FATHER, 447 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:30,833 CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND RAIN 448 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:34,267 AND BEYONCE... 449 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,300 PLEASE GET THEE THOU THESE 450 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,067 PEOPLE OUT OF MY HOUSE! 451 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,967 PLEASE! 452 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:43,133 [ GROANS ] 453 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,100 OH, MAN. 454 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,433 MMM. 455 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:47,733 I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS A 456 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:50,267 LONG TIME AGO. 457 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,400 ONE MORE TIME, I'M-A KILL 458 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,333 THAT WOMAN. 459 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,900 UH, LORD? 460 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,167 OOH, I'M SORRY, UNCLE CURTIS. 461 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:56,933 I JUST NEEDED TO COME OUT AND 462 00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:57,700 GET SOME AIR. 463 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,667 OKAY, BUT, LOOK, BABY, I CAME 464 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,800 OUT HERE TO GET AWAY FROM ALL 465 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,500 OF Y'ALL. 466 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,900 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, THIS IS 467 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,633 THE PAYNE-FREE ZONE. 468 00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:05,200 I UNDERSTAND. 469 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,167 I JUST NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM 470 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:06,733 MY MOTHER. 471 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:07,833 SHE'S DRIVING ME A LITTLE BIT 472 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,200 CRAZY. 473 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,233 I KNOW I LOOK LIKE I CARE... 474 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,933 BUT REALLY I DON'T. 475 00:14:14,933 --> 00:14:17,667 UNCLE CURTIS, PLEASE. 476 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,567 OKAY. 477 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,633 SIT DOWN, JANINE, BUT DON'T 478 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:20,900 TALK. 479 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,067 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 480 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:22,867 I PROMISE, YOU WON'T HEAR A -- 481 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:23,667 YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING. 482 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,967 BUT AFTER THIS. 483 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,700 NOT A PEEP. 484 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:33,867 YOU KNOW SHE'S BEEN LIKE THIS 485 00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,533 SINCE I WAS LITTLE, HUH? 486 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,200 SHE -- SHE'S OVERBEARING. 487 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,167 SHE'S NOSY AS ALL GET OUT AND, 488 00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,067 OH, MY GOSH, INCREDIBLY BOSSY. 489 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,800 AND GRUMPY AND SLEEPY AND 490 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,800 DOPEY. 491 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,633 YES! 492 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,700 I KNOW. 493 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,967 JANINE. 494 00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:48,600 YOU OKAY? 495 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,533 NO! 496 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,700 GOD! 497 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,667 THERE YOU ARE! 498 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,967 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 499 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:54,733 EVERYWHERE. 500 00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:56,333 KILL ME! 501 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,367 LIZ! 502 00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,100 I TOLD YOU TO LET HER COOL OFF. 503 00:14:59,100 --> 00:14:59,767 DO ME A FAVOR. 504 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:00,567 JUST COME HOLD THIS. 505 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,967 I'M GONNA DROWN MYSELF. 506 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,467 JUST -- JUST HOLD THE GLASS. 507 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,867 I'LL PUT MY HEAD IN. 508 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,600 COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP 509 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,333 ME WITH THESE CRYING BABIES? 510 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,067 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, BEFORE I 511 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,233 CRY MYSELF. 512 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:13,400 YOU DON'T LIKE ME, DO YOU?! 513 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,067 YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ME! 514 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,067 [ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ] 515 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,367 DOESN'T JAYDEN CRY MORE THAN 516 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:17,833 HAYDEN? 517 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,167 YOU SAID IT LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T 518 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,133 YOU, BABY? 519 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,500 LIZ, LIZ, GIVE HER A BREAK. 520 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,900 JANINE? 521 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,167 JANINE? 522 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:30,200 JANINE, MAKE SURE YOU TIP 523 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,933 CARLTON BACK JUST A BIT WHEN 524 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:32,867 YOU'RE FEEDING HIM, SO HE 525 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:33,900 DOESN'T DEVELOP BUBBLES 526 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,100 IN HIS TUMMY. 527 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,467 CARLTON? 528 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,067 MOM, HIS NAME IS JAYDEN. 529 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,867 YES, BUT -- BUT CARLTON IS 530 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,433 MUCH MORE DIGNIFIED. 531 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,933 JAYDEN IS JUST SO... 532 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:52,900 GHETTO. 533 00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,233 MOTHER, HOW IS JAYDEN 534 00:15:54,233 --> 00:15:55,400 A GHETTO NAME? 535 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,333 JUST IS. 536 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,667 I -- THAT'S IT. 537 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:58,800 THAT'S IT. 538 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,567 I CAN'T TAKE YOU TELLING ME WHAT 539 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:01,233 TO DO ANYMORE. 540 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,233 I CAN'T FEED THEM RIGHT. 541 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,233 I CAN'T HOLD THEM RIGHT. 542 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:04,400 I DON'T WASH THEM RIGHT. 543 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,900 CARLTON?! 544 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,967 I CAN'T NAME MY OWN CHILDREN? 545 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,800 EXCUSE ME FOR CARING! 546 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,367 * HOLD ON A MINUTE 547 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,200 * HOLD ON A MINUTE 548 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,067 * HOLD ON A MINUTE 549 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:15,800 THAT YELLING IS REALLY NOT GOOD 550 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,267 FOR THE CHILDREN, OKAY? 551 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,267 SO I WILL JUST TAKE CARLTON -- I 552 00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:22,733 MEAN, UH, UH, JAYDEN INTO THE 553 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,700 KITCHEN WHILE YOU TWO WORK THAT 554 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,067 OUT, PLEASE. 555 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,867 JANINE, YOU HAVE GOT TO 556 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,567 LEARN HOW TO TAKE CRITICISM. 557 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:30,367 NO. 558 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:30,933 NO. 559 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,500 YOU HAVE TO LEARN THAT I AM 560 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,333 THEIR MOTHER. 561 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,067 YOU'RE NOT. 562 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,700 YOU HAVE TO LET ME RAISE MY OWN 563 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,533 CHILDREN, MOM. 564 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:37,200 WELL, I'M SORRY. 565 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,067 I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND 566 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,533 WATCH YOU DO A TERRIBLE JOB AT 567 00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:39,933 IT! 568 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,933 TERRIBLE JOB? 569 00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,300 GOD. 570 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,333 MOM, DID YOUR MOTHER DO THIS TO 571 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:47,667 YOU? 572 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:48,533 YES. 573 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,167 AND HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL? 574 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,967 CRAZY! 575 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,233 I JUST... 576 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,233 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT 577 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,133 I CARE. 578 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,067 I KNOW YOU CARE, MOM, BUT 579 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,767 I NEED YOU TO BACK OFF. 580 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:12,200 LET ME RAISE MY CHILDREN. 581 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:17,167 ALL RIGHT. 582 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,833 FINE. 583 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,200 JANINE. 584 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,167 I... 585 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,567 [ SIGHS ] 586 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:29,067 I APOLOGIZE. 587 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,067 OKAY. 588 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:34,633 UM, ISN'T HAYDEN KIND OF A 589 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,300 GIRLY-SOUNDING NAME? 590 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,167 YEP. 591 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,100 HAYDEN IS A GIRL. 592 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,533 UH, RIGHT. 593 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:45,500 BUT WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF YOU 594 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,800 JUST CHANGED THEIR NAMES -- 595 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:47,967 MOM! 596 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,767 NO, NOT AGAIN. 597 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,300 DIDN'T WE JUST -- WHAT -- DIDN'T 598 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:50,967 WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? 599 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:51,600 I'M JUST SAYING, 600 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,767 SAY PENDLETON. 601 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,900 SAY IT WITH ME. 602 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,800 PENDLETON. 603 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,433 WINDSOR. 604 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:59,467 ELIZABETH. 605 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,200 JAYDEN, HAYDEN -- 606 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,367 VALIUM. 607 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:03,533 VALIUM! 608 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,833 VALERIE! 609 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,733 ROOSEVELT! 610 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,067 HEY! 611 00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,233 IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT! 612 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,767 THIS DATE IS OVER! 613 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,400 PAPA, IT'S NOT OVER YET. 614 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,867 OH! 615 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,700 LOOK. 616 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,900 I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 617 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,400 THIS IS THE BEST PART. 618 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,233 LOOK, LOOK. 619 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,733 THAT GUY KILLS THAT GUY. 620 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,133 AH! 621 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:31,267 GO HOME. 622 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:32,167 GO TO BED. 623 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,467 LET'S GO. 624 00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:35,200 WELL, ALEX, I JUST WANT TO 625 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,767 SAY I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME. 626 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,933 YES, THAT'S GOOD. 627 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,333 MALIK, YOU FEEL THAT? 628 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,867 THAT'S A WEAPON. 629 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,900 GO HOME. 630 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,267 BYE. 631 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:46,700 BYE, MALIK. 632 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,433 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 633 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,133 BYE, CALVIN. 634 00:18:51,133 --> 00:18:51,967 I HAD A GREAT TIME. 635 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,067 I MEAN, UH, A GOOD TIME. 636 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:55,933 I MEAN...GOOD NIGHT. 637 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:56,967 IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 638 00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,700 I MEAN, UH, YOUR PLEASURE. 639 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,067 UM...GOOD NIGHT.